Breaking Iraq News

Here is some breaking Iraq news. The beauty of this news is that you can read it at any time and it will always be breaking.

Some U.S. soldiers are shooting bullets at bearded guys with AK-47's and rocks. Some soldier says something about "restoring peace and handing over control", while some of the bearded guys say things about "Allah" and "wiping American cowboy in the face with the shoe of the devil".

Two bearded guys blew themselves up in front of a bus stop because they misunderstood the context of a fake book about their non-existent God.

A six year old child celebrates the death of an American soldier by dragging him through the streets. Instead of spanking him, his mom applauds and holds out a huge poster of some guy with a beard.

President Bush gives a thumbs up sign and some encouraging words while standing on some steps near an airplane. Then he makes a wacky dick joke.

One idiot says "no war for oil" while everyone walks by wishing for him to think up something original. Where's the beef?

Nobody in America can seem to figure out why we couldn't predict the future on 9-10-01, build a time machine, and warp forward to 9-12-2001. And then back to 1-01-0000 to thank Jesus for making religion so much fun.