Differences Between Me and the Mars Rover

(From Reuters) On the other side of Mars, Opportunity's twin rover, Spirit, traveled nearly 86 feet Saturday, bringing its total odometer reading to more than 822 feet. But because Spirit had to maneuver around several obstacles on its journey, it made a net gain of just 72 feet toward its ultimate destination, a large depression scientists have nicknamed the "Bonneville Crater."

(From my Apartment) Back on Earth, Mark traveled nearly 86 feet on Saturday. But because Mark had to maneuver around several obstacles on journeys between the couch and the fridge, he made a net gain of 0 feet toward his final destination - a manic depression of midnight binge drinking and self loathing.