Get Fat for Less!

We've all gone through this. You're sitting at home in front of the TV, gorging yourself on an enormous plate of assorted corn dogs and twinkies. All of the sudden, a lightbulb appears in the part of your brain that is usually thinking about pork rinds and mayonnaise. The lighbulb makes a loud "ding" noise, and then you realize aloud - "there's gotta be a cheaper way to take in seven thousand calories in a day!"

Thank god for the Corn Dog / Twinkie Fryer. As you can tell, not only can you deep fry your own hot dogs into a breaded, greasy delight, you can ALSO make your own twinkies! Who HASN'T had a delicious, chemically flavored bite of a Twinkie and wished there was a way to have an endless supply without the embarassment of taking your fat body to the store to buy more. Now you can make fatty treats from the comfort of your own filthy kitchen.

Feel free to buy one here! Thanks again to Ashley for reporting this gem to me.