Fighter Jets
This is my essay about fighter jets.
Fighter jets are very importand and cool because of several things. The first thing is that fighter jets can fly. This may seem obvious but it is also important because if they cannot fly then they aren't jets at all. Secondly fighter jets have missles and/or bombs attached to them. The bombs are made to drop on villages of people who do not expect them. They are good for suprise attack on people from countries who are acting up or smart-mouthing jet pilots. Jet pilots hate it when you smart mouth them, and this is usually when they say "OK FORGET IT JERKS" and drop all their bombs.
Which leads me to missles. Missles are not for dropping on villages, but for launching at jerks in other jets who are being complete idiots. The best way to think of a missle is to think of a bomb that falls forward not down. Once in history, there was a jet pilot who was flying around and doing loops. Another jet pilot came into the area and said this on his radio: "10 4 command this is alpha alpha you are in restricted airspace - stop doing loopty loops!" The first pilot got so mad that he launched 11 missles at the other pilot. Then he gave a thumbs up to the camera man - true story. This is a perfect example of how to use missles.
All the good jets these days don't use propellers anymore. In the old days before the SImpsons, jets used propellers to make them shoot into the sky and do loops. Propellers were super dumb because the jets could only go like 4 miles an hour. Back in these times, people would paint sharks and crap on their jets to hide the fact that they were not scary. At all.
The fastest jets made today can break the sound barrier. It's hard to explain with words, but basically once you fly past the sound barrier, you are going so fast that your jet makes no noises because the noises are going back in time. This makes sonic booms that people in past times are hearing today. For example, right now in the 80's people are hearing "BOOM BOOM" from jets doing loops today. It's too confusing for you to think like this, so I will conclude my paper.
This is my conclusion. Jets are (1) fast as hell, (2) have bombs AND missles, and (3) are all around awesome. I recommend for everyone today to start to like jets as much as me.
Fighter jets are very importand and cool because of several things. The first thing is that fighter jets can fly. This may seem obvious but it is also important because if they cannot fly then they aren't jets at all. Secondly fighter jets have missles and/or bombs attached to them. The bombs are made to drop on villages of people who do not expect them. They are good for suprise attack on people from countries who are acting up or smart-mouthing jet pilots. Jet pilots hate it when you smart mouth them, and this is usually when they say "OK FORGET IT JERKS" and drop all their bombs.
Which leads me to missles. Missles are not for dropping on villages, but for launching at jerks in other jets who are being complete idiots. The best way to think of a missle is to think of a bomb that falls forward not down. Once in history, there was a jet pilot who was flying around and doing loops. Another jet pilot came into the area and said this on his radio: "10 4 command this is alpha alpha you are in restricted airspace - stop doing loopty loops!" The first pilot got so mad that he launched 11 missles at the other pilot. Then he gave a thumbs up to the camera man - true story. This is a perfect example of how to use missles.
All the good jets these days don't use propellers anymore. In the old days before the SImpsons, jets used propellers to make them shoot into the sky and do loops. Propellers were super dumb because the jets could only go like 4 miles an hour. Back in these times, people would paint sharks and crap on their jets to hide the fact that they were not scary. At all.
The fastest jets made today can break the sound barrier. It's hard to explain with words, but basically once you fly past the sound barrier, you are going so fast that your jet makes no noises because the noises are going back in time. This makes sonic booms that people in past times are hearing today. For example, right now in the 80's people are hearing "BOOM BOOM" from jets doing loops today. It's too confusing for you to think like this, so I will conclude my paper.
This is my conclusion. Jets are (1) fast as hell, (2) have bombs AND missles, and (3) are all around awesome. I recommend for everyone today to start to like jets as much as me.
posted by Comedy Mark @ 8:43 AM
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