1:43 AM Drunken Thoughts on a Work Night
People always ask me "what's it like being a soap opera star, Mark?" I think that's a really good question. I often wonder the exact same thing.
If I had the power to either (1) fly, or (2) turn anything I wanted the color blue, I'm not sure what I'd pick.
If being sexy was a crime, then I am serving a lifetime sentence for dismembering handicapped children.
I was trying to decide whether or not I should get a tattoo, and an amputee gave me some really good advice: "On one hand, you have the opportunity to display something unique and permanent on your body. The other hand is at Uptown Medical Center."
I offered my friend $200 to french kiss his grandma, and he offered me $10 to borrow a shovel.
If I had the power to either (1) fly, or (2) turn anything I wanted the color blue, I'm not sure what I'd pick.
If being sexy was a crime, then I am serving a lifetime sentence for dismembering handicapped children.
I was trying to decide whether or not I should get a tattoo, and an amputee gave me some really good advice: "On one hand, you have the opportunity to display something unique and permanent on your body. The other hand is at Uptown Medical Center."
I offered my friend $200 to french kiss his grandma, and he offered me $10 to borrow a shovel.
posted by Comedy Mark @ 1:43 AM
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