Snapdragon Snapshakes!

The newest craze in getting wasted is the Snapdragon Snapshake! This isn't your momma's milkshake, or your fathers for that matter! It is an adult beverage with a cool twenty-somethings twist. It's got a whole new vibe, and a taste that's a real kick in the seat! Put your seatbelt on and cross your fingers, because your tastebuds are going on a goddamn adventure whether they like it or not. Yeah, YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU TASTEBUDS!

But why pay up to $10 for a Snapdragon Snapshake at the bar when you can easily make them at home - FOR CHEAP! Heres how!

Snapdragon Snapshake Ingredients
2 oz. peach juice
2 oz. crushed watermelon seeds
3 oz. Jim Beam
1-2 tuft(s) Unicorn hair

Shake VIGOROUSLY for 45 minutes without stopping or handing to somebody else. Heat in microwave on "popcorn" setting (1-9 minutes). And you're done...

And hey soldier... enjoy.